Mystery Dad hates fun parties and pleasant company so much I can’t imagine him attending a ball.įun Housekeeper: Hey, don’t talk sh*t about Mystery Dad! You’ve known him for 4 episodes I’ve known him for years. Annoyed, she ALSO storms off in a huff, leaving Charlotte to chat with Fun Housekeeper.Ĭharlotte, grumpy: Well, can’t say she’s wrong. See, it turns out after the disaster at the garden party, there’s pretty much no chance she’ll get to attend the much more exciting Sanditon Ball. Can’t say I blame her! Inside, however, she's forced to face the literal music: a grumpy Augusta is plonking away at the spinet, in a foul mood. Yes Arthur! Tell him off and storm off in a huff! You’ve earned it! Speaking of storming off in a huff, it seems like Mystery Dad is doing the same thing: when Charlotte arrives at Thornfield By The Sea she spots her employer galloping away on his horse and hastens to hide behind a tree so she doesn’t have to face the music. You better tell Mary about this! In the meantime, *I* will see if there’s anything I can do to salvage the ball situation. I told you he couldn’t be trusted, and instead of listening to me, you tried to make me feel bad for asking questions. In other news, Tom’s pretty sure there’s no way they’ll be able to get Colonel No Service to settle his debts with Sanditon’s shopkeepers, at least until Tom pays back his gambling debt.Īrthur, understandably pissed: So it’s ok for you to lose our money, but I can’t suggest reasonable improvements to the town? Great. Don't think I haven’t realized that you actually want to stay here in town for him.Ĭharlotte, of course, has no idea what her sister is on about, so baby Heywood lays it out for her: Colonel No Service isn’t a liar like Captain Loverboy, he’s obviously a great catch, and at least one of the sisters would be happy if Charlotte ended up with him. Hurricane Heywood, also 100% right: You say that because you’re feeling better yourself. Hurricane Heywood: What, so everyone can laugh at me? And he’ll be there! UGH!Ĭharlotte, 100% right: Yes, this sucks, but I promise you will get past this heartbreak.
And at least come to the ball before you go! You should just come home with me anyway surely you don’t want to work for Mystery Dad anymore after he was so rotten last week.Ĭharlotte: I have to stay for the kids. Hurricane Heywood: There’s nothing for me here! That scrub almost let me drown, and I never get to see you either, Charlotte.
And speaking of lying men, Hurricane Heywood is dramatically packing her bags to return home because of such a creature. But from the shot we get of Horrible Ed doctoring a similar bottle with laudanum, I have a bad feeling our girl is on a very different type of medication. While Esther writes a super sad letter to Babs asking why he’s been doing some 1800s ghosting, she takes some of the tincture Dr. Please try again later, or contact our Help Desk at /contact.Īcross town, there’s more bad news.